• A: Just pretend you're lesbian for a second and describe her body.
  • Me: ...I don't know how to say tittays in chinese.
  • A: Well, you're useless.
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victoriousvocabulary:

LUFTMENSCH 

[noun]

1. someone with their head in the clouds; one more concerned with airy intellectual pursuits than practical matters.

2. an impractical contemplative person having no definite business or income.

Etymology: Yiddish, from German luft, “air” and mensch, “person”.

[Toshio Ebine - Through The Rain Clouds]

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fitspocean:

No

Yup

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wickedclothes:

Galaxy Scarf

Stay warm with an entire galaxy around your neck. Crafted out of smooth and comfortable polyspandex, this scarf is sure to make your coldest days more bearable. Sold on Etsy.

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twisted-transistorr:

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pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

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sometimes i read through old text posts and i wish i could reach back in time and slap myself.

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hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

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If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.

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