February 2012
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Watch1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
HAHAHA. Was she trolling? Or was she just actually dumb as hell? Lawls.
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To my Anon.
Oh, you should have known I would’ve replied without posting your question.
The sensible thing to do would be to get over it. But who am I to tell you to do the sensible thing? The sensible thing is to never go out in the rain without an umbrella, wear shoes with heels no higher than the arch of your foot, never procrastinate, bring boys home to parents first, and wash your hair with good...
This weekend, basically.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
pays $50 for a gram of m&ms: yolo
throws penny into baptismal pool: yolo
eats at a bbq place on black friday: yolo
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Skrillex is dating Ellie Goulding.
Why is that so fitting?
Also R….why the video of a lamb?
Anonymous asked: Good luck in Turkey! Are you forsrs gonna fly to Anatolia and play there? Because I'm freaking jealous. AND Carnegie Hall! Oh, lawd, that's so nice to hear! And, and, and I'll miss your blog. It's one of my favourites. AND THIS IS ALSO A SEKRIT MESSAGE TO R, SAYING HI, I LIKE BIOLOGY. /kthxbai.
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Upperstory is back.
And it feels good. Except tonight I am physically/emotionally/psychologically exhausted and I need to study for a calc test tomorrow. Wish me a lot of luck. But New York was wonderful. Yes, I would consider living there. Deep down, I’m always going to be a city person. I can appreciate the country and all of that jazz, but I need dirty pavements and buses and drugstores at every corner.
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I got invited to play with an orchestra in Turkey...
It was very, very cool. Also very tentative. But Turkey, swag it out.
I will also be leaving for Carnegie Hall tomorrow, New York, New York. Not a lot of freedom, however, and I am one of those people that don’t have a phone, and I probably will not have access to internet. So this tumblr may look very lonely for a few days. Bear with me.
However, R may be making an appearance or two....
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Dear Anon.
This is for the anon that asked me for advice about boy stuff. Honestly, I’m probably not the one you most likely should be getting advice from. However, I’m going to go ahead and say that boys in general who need to be chased and pinned down and pursued and cried over in an awful way generally aren’t worth your time. Of course, it is worth investing the time to have him take...
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Aha. Damn girl, if my introns were different, I’d look like you.
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I just want to curl up in a ball. And cut my...
Because all of it is really just freaking me the fuck out. And I think I can handle it. But you never really know. And I guess I sort of felt it coming, and it felt like “Oh, man. I’m getting really lazy”. But know it feels like all this laziness just accumulated and now it’s butt fucking my emotional stability because I’m just so worried.
And I just want to sleep...
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A "Shit Percussionists Say" video would be epic.
Well. Maybe only to percussionists. But still. Lmfao at the aspect.
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A Valentine's Day Card given to my sister.
“What kind of flowers can’t you give on Valentine’s Day?”
CAULIFLOWERS!!!
[On the back] To: S, Love: Charlie. P.S. Come over for a play date soon! XOXO
Seriously, you have someone who asks you out on a date? A play date, but really? His name is Charlie? He uses X’s and O’s. Fishy, but fine for his age. But really? AND I have to hear this joke over and over...
“Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubik’s cube inside vagina. If it comes out...”
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Me: Um. Dad. Why is there a whole chicken in the sink?
Dad: You mom said she had a headache. I just went out and got a chicken for some soup. It'll be good.
Me: Could you not just use...like...I don't know, what you usually use for soup?
Dad: No. Fresh chicken. Whole chicken. Soup. She has a headache.
Me: Okay.
Me: :3
Anonymous asked: Mmmm. Sherlock. Benedict Cumberbatch. Me gusta. I'd like him to strum my strings any day. If I, y'know, had strings to strum. :D
This is the best OVARIES .gif I've ever seen.
Anonymous asked: If a xylophone and a marimba are both wood, what's the metal one called? :<
Anonymous asked: I think percussion's a lot more difficult than stringed instruments, in some ways. Sure, you have to juggle bowing and fingering and balance the damn thing but, like, with drums and various other percussion things, if you mess up, everyone hears it. Clash cymbals a beat early and everyone looks at you oddly. With the violin, you can just apply vibrato and make it sound like an extended note....
