• Me: Um. Dad. Why is there a whole chicken in the sink?
• Dad: You mom said she had a headache. I just went out and got a chicken for some soup. It'll be good.
• Me: Could you not just use...like...I don't know, what you usually use for soup?
• Dad: No. Fresh chicken. Whole chicken. Soup. She has a headache.
• Me: Okay.
• Me: :3