“What kind of flowers can’t you give on Valentine’s Day?”

CAULIFLOWERS!!!
[On the back] To: S, Love: Charlie. P.S. Come over for a play date soon! XOXO

Seriously, you have someone who asks you out on a date? A play date, but really? His name is Charlie? He uses X’s and O’s. Fishy, but fine for his age. But really? AND I have to hear this joke over and over again? You actually are the pretty one in this family.