What the FUCK. This fisherman takes out the stingray, flops it around a bit by pulling on the hook and line, and then it proceeds to give birth. And THEN it just sits there and watches the babies flop around. And then washes them down into the water again. And then after a while realizes, oh, I should probably let the mother go back too. So he cuts the line and keeps the hook in her mouth. And then spatula shoves her off the dock with his rod. So much…ugh.
Enlarged Heart
Photograph by George Steinmetz
Martti Tenhu, chief medical examiner in Helsinki, Finland, illustrates the differences between a normal human heart and one enlarged by alcoholism and high blood pressure. Covered in scar tissue, the enlarged organ is nearly twice the normal size. Such alcoholic cardiomyopathy weakens the heart so that it is unable to pump blood adequately.
What a powerful, powerful picture.
selfdestructsequencecommencing:
hell is a white board with the words SOH CAH TOA written on it.
Will someone actually tell me because I think this is key to me not failing…
OHMYGOD MS.AU IS ON TUMBLR. AHAHAHAHA. LMFAO.
You know, the Sherlock show on CBS that isn’t the one on BBC and Watson is a girl? It looks…sub par. And nobody will ever make a Sherlock as attractive as Cumberbatch. So. That’s it.
It’s also really hot. I just feel like chilling in the same shirt. It just doesn’t make sense to change if I’m going to see different people, you know?
(via thiswouldbemyjourney)
“Treat her right and make her famous”
Oh god. If he’s like 13, I will literally want to bitch slap the entirety of the conception of love.
(via itsmonisha)
You do realize that every time you start talking while you’re in your car, you unconsciously say things that are great opening lines for what potentially could be great novels?
I’m just saying.
People. You know that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you’re supposedly in love or something. It’s really uncomfortable for me because I don’t like feeling positive emotions that end at some point in time, it’s very unstable and unsure.
But I got to this song through like…teamood and nerdfighteria and brendanlinwood covered/made male perspective lyrics to her original song called Nerdfighterlike.
And I’m not a Nerdfighter. I’m way too negative of a person to be able to endorse their stuff. I like social Dawinism and sometimes I like smashing down things. But this song made me feel so weirdly happy and affectionate and so ecstatic and excitable. And like my heart physically. PHYSICALLY felt warmed and sped up and my breathing got all weird and I feel all hiccupy and apparently other people get that feeling too so I’m not just alone. But I still feel it and now I just need to go listen to it over and over again.
To habituate or desensitize or whatever. But seriously, like I do not feel positive emotions like this a lot. And this is so weird. But it feels like what I would imagine strong surges of love to feel like. But I don’t have a person to direct it to.
Can I be in love with a song? Not like OHMYGODILOVETHISSONG in love. But like…in love with an ideal and…things?
Edit: I know what it is. I just feel like crying but I’m too happy to. But it’s…it’s because I believe in love. Like, this song makes me feel love because somehow I was able to separate the emotion from an object to project that feeling onto, but this song makes me believe in the actual emotion of love. With the metaphysical fireworks and cheesy stuff. Which is concerning in some ways because there’s a definite thing now. But also perfectly lovely in other aspects.
I would like someone to cover this song. Not that this version isn’t good. It’s endearing. And it’s full of emotion and it’s perfect. It’s just not…some of the notes are hard to hit for a regular person. And I want to hear it with a full band. So. look at the lyrics. It’s beautiful, here’s a snippet:
But it also happens to be
the best thing that’s ever happened to me
And I’m obviously not a big fan of hyperbole.
So this song is for the adult female I love
And if there’s anything she’s been dreaming of
And if I can acquire it with the amount of money I have
without making myself destitute
all she has to do is ask
And I’ll be with her until the end of time
as long as time ends before one of us dies.
cause that’s what love is, and I have it, for her.
Dear R. LOOK. LOOK IT’S A BEAR SHARK. I didn’t even know they were a thing.
And it’s drying out somewhere.
Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan get married.
Lawls, I thought it was one of those stick your head in the cutout templates. It’s going to turn into one, they’re positioned so perfectly!
